fabulously foolish birthday cards

These letterpress cards from Old Tom Foolery capture dry wit at it’s finest.  (Just in case you can't read the asterisk copy, I've also included it below each card).

*If there were a giant cake here, I'd jump out of it naked for you.

*Enjoy it while it lasts.  Tomorrow you're back to being a nobody.

*Let me save you the suspense- there's no money inside this card.

*You old- oh, who am I kidding?  You can't read this tiny type.

{images and copy via old tom foolery}